That's what she said!

We have had a lot of jokes following the "That's what she said!" gag, Chmiel liked it particularly and even Emily has deliberately engaged in the joke. At one point in one of the D&D campaigns, I made a table rule you couldn't use the same gag over and over which led to the following random table which was inspired by the Random Prostitute table in the back of the AD&D 1st edition Dungeon Masters' Guide…

Roll Opening She Action
1 Verily the harlot proclaimed!
2 Thus the wench shouted!
3 Therefore the saucy tart announced!
4 And so your mother spake!
5 Truly the brazen strumpet stated!
6 Indeed the expensive doxy verified!

So rolls of 2,4,1 is "Thus your mother proclaimed!"