Warning: these pages contain adult subjects and profanity and are intended for mature readers. No actual maturity was involved.
We've always had a lot of quotable comments flying around, I didn't always have a chance to write them down. I try to do a better job these days and here's a combined page of them. And I have some Quotes of Antiquity from long before Meetup and Inside Jokes that came up in games. There's also Other Funny Stuff, a page of related jokes.
Old Quotes from previous games
Everyday conversations with cats
Pun Battles
Current Quotes
Jim's AD&D Citadel by the Sea
Evan "What college is your friendship enrolled in?"
Chmiel "F.U."
Jim "Clown College"
The townspeople are spreading conflicting stories about the plague
Evan "The town is plagued with confusion"
Brittany "Seems like we'll need someone to sneak in"
Jack, playing the armored cleric "I'll do it"
Making a bunch of vegetable puns, the only original one was:
Jack "We went from encumbered to cucumbered"
The cleric casts Bless on the bard
Chmiel "#Bless"
Jim's Star Wars D6 On the Rim
Session Zero
I put on my classic Star Wars movie poster shirt for the game before everyone came over. I told JoAnne:
Jim "If Mike was playing, I would would wear my Traveller shirt just to scare him"
Nick wants J4-CK to be a mercenary.
Nick "You have to pay me before I do anything"
Don "You have a coin slot?"
Jack started out online, then was able to come late. JoAnne has been listening to our character planning. He's playing a kid super genius.
JoAnne "So a nerd"
Jack walks in
JoAnne "I have a name for your character; Louis Skolnick."
Jack went with Sid.
Looking at the lists of Assets and Complications imported from the Cortex Serenity game
Nick " 'Registered Companion'?"
Jim "Licensed Prostitute"
Nick flops face down on the table
Jack "For the kid?"
Don "That's a different kind of coin slot"
Discussing what kinds of grenades Evan's character has
JoAnne "Sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?"
