You might be playing Redneck D&D if…
your familiar is named "Bubba".
you cast Unseen Servant to get you a beer.
when you cast Find Familiar, your choices are muskrat, possum, raccoon, skunk and squirrel.
you have a wagon up on blocks in your yard.
your shield is held together with duct tape.
your bard plays the banjo.
you have Pig-calling as a proficiency.
you speak Common and Hill-folk.
you can kill a kobold with a called shot while spitting out your chewing tobacco.
your character sheet says "Y'all name" and has a statistic for "number of teeth".
most of your spells require pig fat as a material component.
your wizard's tower is in a trailer park.
the tavern you stop in offers pulled orc and troll jerky.
your character's name is hyphenated: Billy-Conan, Aragorn-Bob, Valeria-Sue.
your cleric's church functions take place at a pig roast.