Michael- I think the couple already ran off into the sunset right?
Mike- If they did, it shouldn't be hard to find two giants fucking in the woods.
Michael- But even if they knock down trees while going at it would we hear it?
Mike- You just follow the trail of giant semen Mike…
Michael- Our great ranger can do the tracking for that
Mike- No ranger needed mike even your monk could roll enough to find it
Michael- Int of 9 no clue what that is it's all up to you lol
Mike- I'll get you a sample so you can increase your wealth of knowledge
Michael- Oh so I can learn how it's like catnip for dragonborns. Interesting
Jim- WTF?! I pick up my phone to check messages and get this deluge. I don’t think the airship will carry two giants
Chmiel- Hey, you started the discussion. :P
Jim- No matter where we try to point the blame game, it all comes back on me for introducing all you nuts to each other
Lee- You could attach the giants to the ship with straps. You could accurately state that the airship has 2 giant strap-ons.
Jim- Facepalm!
Mike- Or we could climb into the female giants "bag of holding" if you know what I mean 😏
Jim- You can
Chmiel- Go spelunking in the cave of wonders?
Mike- I'll go first. I'm scaled for her pleasure
Michael- Just make sure you roll a 1 on your sneak check. You don't want the guy to not know your in there when he gets in the mood.
Mike- I may just jump on the giants hog and be like one of those pleasure rings 💍
Jim- I’ve talked about people being dicks, but I think you’re taking it too literally. I agree with Michael, how long can you hold your breath while you try to swim upstream against the flow?
