Quotes Of Antiquity

"Drow, the other dark meat." Which led to:
Fillet o' Drow
McDrow Sandwich
Drow Au Gratin
Peking Drow
Drow L'orange
Tossed Drow salad
Pickled Drow Knuckles
Drow Cacciatore
Peanut Butter & Drow
And our favorite: Kung Pao Drow

"You know you're in the trouble when the DM rolls four d20s for ONE NPC's attack…"
"Run, it's the Cuisinart!!"
"Strategy, we need more strategy!"
"A long and boring planning session is better than a short and fatal attack."
"Our plan had only one flaw; they did the exact opposite of what we expected."
"73 gnolls, 12 ogres, 4 8th level villains? No Problem!" We had a party of 4th level characters…

"I do the generic door <or room, hallway, treasure chest> thing." Meaning Find Traps, Disarm Traps, Pick Locks.
"I do stealthy thief <or ranger, ninja, monk> tactics." Meaning Hide in Shadows and Move Silently.

"I said a SMALL hole!!"
"There's a skylight?!"