Mos Eisley Pharmacist

First Customer
Just opened my new pharmacy in Mos Eisley and my first patient was a Jawa with an order for a topical anti-fungal. I'm afraid to ask who examined it. And if they're still sane. #dontwanttolooktooclose

Yes, we do
If someone asks me one more time if we carry sunburn cream, I'm going to scream. We're on Tatooine, of course we have sunburn cream. And sun block. And sun hats. #twosunsdoubletheburns

Hair of the Bantha
Hangover cures are behind you on the left. And I have some Corellian brandy on sale if you're looking for a good time that won't hit you as hard the next day. #nevertellmetheproof

Big Sale
Just helped out a Mon Calamari looking for a skin moisturizer. Being on Tatooine must be their idea of hell, he took all that I had and asked me to order more. #bakedfish

First Aid Supplies
A guy with a severed arm just came in and bought all my bacta and wound pads. #amorecivilizedweapon

Door to Door
No sergeant, I have seen any droids or old men except for Old Sims there in the waiting area. Hmm? Yes, I have something for scalp itch. #helmetrash

Does this look like a Garage?
What? No, I don't have oil baths, I only sell to organics. Check the mechanic down the street. #nodroids

Just When I Go
Back again for your usual? Sorry to hear that, you need to find a better whorehouse. Have you tried Mona's? #yourpharmacistrecommends

Mothers' Milk
Blue Bantha baby formula is in aisle 3, top shelf. #bluemilk

Favorite Customer
Y-y-yes, I have your order, here you are ma'am. P-p-please come again. #hotandsexytwilek

Drink up
Something for dehydration? I don't know, drink more water maybe? #duh

Take your positions
Closed for the holiday, be back tomorrow after the race. #boontaseve

From Both Ends
Sounds like Bunkard Sewer Disorder, yeah, its terrible. Here's a few things you can take. And I would move out of that neighborhood. #wipethecounterafter

Roger Roger
A hold up? Are you serious? I guess you didn't notice the coat rack is an old battle droid. And it still works… #wetmopcleanup