Players
Brittany- Two Kobolds
Evan- Four Kobolds
Katya- Two Kobolds
Jack- Three Kobolds
Summary
The kobolds are summoned before King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) on the Chickenbone Throne and ordered to raid a nearby human village for items to use as dowry for his new queen. They go to the village and steal a bunch of coins, booze, and a bible, holy symbol, and a painting from the church. King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) sends them to deliver the items and they have to bribe a troll on the way over a bridge. The arrive at the other cave and have to present their gifts and make a presentation to Princess Zuba (All Worship Princess Zuba!). Two of the kobolds make poor presentations and are slaughtered and fed to the Princess. The kobolds escort the princess and her entourage back home and have to pass the troll again. This time they scavenge for supplies and cook a meal for the troll and it lets them pass.
Silly Quotes and Smart Remarks
Discussing rain
Jack "A little rain never hurt anyone. Wait…"
Jim "Noah would like a word with you"
Side discussion about the French polevaulter who hit his junk on the bar
Brittany "And link provided"
Jack "Attachment below"
Brittany "There's an attachment below…"
Looking at the map of a stream with a bridge
Brittany "A bridge? Is there a troll? Oh, shit…"
The troll throws a rock at the four kobolds
Brittany "Just four Beatles crossing Abbey Road with rock"
Katya "You're on fire"
Brittany "I'm on a roll"
After game discussion about druid wildshape and the choice to have your gear morph into your new body or fall to the ground
Jim "You could turn into a bug and fly away and have your empty clothes fall like Obi-Wan when Vader kills him"
Brittany "Wait, what?"
Jim "At the end of Star Wars Episode 4"
Brittany "I've never seen the whole thing"
Jim, dumbfounded "You, with your encyclopedic knowledge of old movies, haven't seen all of STAR WARS?"
