Artemis Spaceship Bridge Simulator

Artemis Spaceship Bridge Simulator is a cooperative computer game where the players are the bridge crew (ie, Captain, Helm, Weapons, Science, Engineer, Communications) of a Star Trek style starship. Each player controls a station on their own computer and the server runs a monitor which is the 'bridge viewscreen'. But the Captain has no computer, they have to control what happens by ordering the other players to maneuver the ship, fire weapons, etc. It was fun and we look forward to playing again.

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Silly Quotes and Smart Remarks
Jim greeting Chmiel at the door "Welcome, Space Cadet!"

Chmiel immediately goofed something up "Wow, I really am a space cadet. I took the short spaceship here"

Kevin is having trouble getting the ship to move as Helmsman
Chmiel "Is the parking brake on?"

Reading the enemy ship profile
Emily "The captain is bombastic and unmarried, according to space Tinder"

The ship was referred to as the S.S. Murder Hobo.

Captain Lee orders helmswoman Emily to pull away from dock with warp drive
Emily "I've never pulled out in warp"
Lee "When your parents are coming up the stairs, you pull out in warp"